Let me caveat this post by saying: We have all seen the “basic” lists. The original target was not the women, really, but the consumer culture associated with fall. Some are meant to be funny, some are meant to be insulting. The below list is meant to be funny and, yes, it’s based off stereotypes and has nothing to do with fashion but, whatever, just grab a drink and lighten up.
List of basic lesbians favorite fall activities
#1. Wearing plaid and beanies
#2. Falling in love with a straight girl that confused you because she, too, was wearing plaid and a beanie
#3. Getting way excited for Oktoberfest activities
#4. Not shaving because you’ll be wearing pants all winter… unless you think you are going to get laid.
#5. Carving a pumpkin into something clever (to you anyway) and saying shit 100 times
#6. HUNGER GAMES
#7. Taking a crush to a haunted house maze and realize you keep throwing her at the monsters and this was probably not the best move
#8. Taking on a DIY project
#9. Having a bonfire get together and feeling like the queen of the fire
#10. When everything is done, we love the sense that it’s time to hibernate with our old pal Netflix
Comment with your additions to the list!